House rules
How in-houses run
Ten people, one lobby, two hours of everyone's evening. Nearly everything below exists because one of those three got wrecked once and nobody fancied a repeat.
Last updated 30 July 2026
How to be here
The whole thing runs on the same few dozen people showing up again next week. Every rule below is downstream of that.
- Treat everyone in the lobby as somebody you'll be drafted alongside tomorrow, because you will be.
- No slurs, no harassment, no bigotry. None of it survives being called a joke afterwards.
- Keep DMs to people who want them. One unanswered message is a message; six is harassment.
- Staff decisions stand in the moment. Disagree in a ticket, not in the lobby and not in front of nine other people.
- Post in the channel the thing belongs in, and tag spoilers — new releases and esports results both.
- A DND channel means do not disturb. It isn't a suggestion about tone.
The queue
Ten people have to be free at the same time for any of this to happen, which makes the queue the one place where being casual about it costs everyone else their evening.
- Only queue when you can actually play a full game — draft and all, start to finish.
- The ready check gives you two and a half minutes. That's generous on purpose; answer it.
- Declining repeatedly, or readying up and then not turning up, both cost you the queue.
- Link your highest-ranked account. Playing here on a lower one is smurfing, and it's read as such.
- Say so if an account was boosted. It changes what the rank means, and we'd rather be told than find out.
- One account per person. No alts, no account sharing, in either direction.
The draft
- Ask for a role once. A decline is an answer, and asking again is forcing.
- Off-meta picks and builds need three teammates on board first. Twitch mid, Briar top and Vayne jungle are the examples everyone already has in mind.
- Declare a mispick immediately — before the next pick resolves if you possibly can.
- Stay in voice through the draft. It's the half of the game where talking actually matters.
In the game
Losing is fine. Losing games is most of what everyone here does. Making the game not worth playing is the thing that isn't.
- Play to win. Deliberate feeding, trolling and sabotage are the fastest way off this site.
- Stay in your own team's voice. Don't deafen, don't wander off mid-game without a reason, and don't drop into the other team's channel.
- Pauses need a reason, and resuming needs both teams ready. Neither is a thing you decide alone.
- Surrender for a real reason only: a medical emergency, a serious technical failure, or a teammate who is deliberately ruining it.
- Forcing a remake without one of those reasons is treated as sabotage, because it is.
- Say the call once. After that, let them play it — constant backseating is its own infraction.
- Take the complaining somewhere else. There's a channel for it, and it isn't the game.
After the game
- Leave the tournament lobby when the game ends. Somebody is waiting on it.
- Report the result where you're asked to, honestly, including the ones you lost.
- Whatever happened in there ends when the game does.
Staff and tickets
Staff are the same people playing the games, and their time comes out of the same evening yours does.
- Don't ping staff for anything a channel already answers. Unwarranted @staff mentions are a severe infraction.
- One ticket per problem, and let it sit. Spam-pinging it doesn't move it up a queue that doesn't exist.
- Troll tickets waste the exact people who run your games.
- Impersonating staff skips several rungs of the ladder at once.
How this gets enforced
Staff issue warnings and bans. A warning goes on your record and is shown to you the next time you open the queue, until you acknowledge it. A ban blocks you from queueing and pulls you out of any queue or ready check you're sitting in; it lifts when its clock runs out, or earlier if staff lift it.
The ladder below is where a sanction starts, not where it stops. A first offence and a fourth are not the same offence, and the same sentence said in a losing game and said in somebody's DMs is not the same sentence either. Staff weigh that, which is the entire reason a person issues these rather than a script.
Appeal in a ticket, once, and wait for it. Evading a ban with a second account replaces whatever you were serving with a permanent one.
Read the termsThe infraction ladder
What each kind of thing normally costs. Ranges mean a first offence lands at the low end and a fourth lands at the high one; the list under each rung is examples, not an exhaustive set, and staff can place something that isn't on it.
01Minor
WarningNoise. Nobody is hurt by any one of these, and ten of them in an evening is an evening nobody enjoyed.
- Spamming chat, messages or emotes
- Soundboard spam in voice channels
- Off-topic discussion in dedicated channels
- Ignoring DND channels
- Posting spoilers for new media or esports matches without tags
- Minor disruption during community events
- Repeated queue declines
- Communication issues, or constant backseating
- Not linking your highest-ranked account
- Not disclosing a boosted account
02Moderate
Warning · 3h · 1dSomebody's game or somebody's evening got worse because of a choice you made. Most of the list is about the lobby, because most of it happens there.
- Direct personal insults toward community members
- Targeted disrespect toward players
- Inappropriate usernames, nicknames or profile pictures
- Deliberately disrupting an event or a match
- Publicly undermining staff decisions
- Political or religious discussion that causes conflict
- Failing to attend a full in-house game after readying up
- Staying in the tournament lobby after matches end
- Leaving voice without a valid reason, deafening included
- Joining the opposing team's voice chat without reason
- Forcing roles from other players — asking again after a decline
- Off-meta picks or builds without three teammates' agreement (Twitch mid, Briar top, Vayne jungle)
- Failing to declare a mispick promptly
- Unwarranted pauses, or resuming before both teams are ready
- Excessive complaining in games, or outside the designated channels
- Surrendering without a valid reason — valid being a medical emergency, a severe technical issue, or an intentionally disruptive teammate
- Wasting staff resources: troll tickets, spam-pinging staff
03Severe
3d · 1wAimed at a person, or aimed at the integrity of the games. Both are the point of the league, so both cost you days of it.
- Sustained harassment
- Unsolicited or harassing DMs
- Use of racial or homophobic slurs
- Encouraging others to break the rules
- Unwarranted @staff mentions
- Deliberate feeding, trolling or sabotage
- Forcing a remake without a valid reason
- Circumventing moderator actions
- Sharing real-life pictures without consent
- Substantial xenophobia or prejudice
- Smurfing in in-houses or events
- Account sharing
04Extreme
1w · 2wNothing here is a bad night or a lost temper. Every line is something somebody had to decide to do.
- Graphic hate speech
- Threats or blackmail
- Sharing NSFW or gore content
- Ban evasion with alt accounts
- Distributing cheats, hacks or exploits
- Malicious staff impersonation
- Advertising other communities, servers or services
05Zero tolerance
Permanent banNo warning, no ladder, no first-offence discount. These follow people out of the server, and some of them follow people out of the hobby.
- Posting malware, viruses or malicious content
- Sharing illegal content
- Doxxing, or sharing private information with malicious intent
- Real-world threats of violence
- Any activity that violates Discord's Terms of Service